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Add to this his reception on the hill yesterday, and I have to wonder, who DOESN'T have a crush on Obama?

But this video is really quite ridiculous! And Barack is just walking around like he doesn't know what's going on. I wouldn't have been surprised if those women busted out into Genuwine's "In Those Jeans" song. s.

Looking good plenty tight
Tell me is there any more room for me
In those jeans
Really thick like I like it
Tell me
is there any more room for me
In those jeans
Looking tasty really scrumptious
Tell me is there any more room for me

(although, I don't know how "thick" Obama is, he's really quite skinny, but he does look thicker in the jeans than he does in a suit ~LoL~ but I digress)

It's a good thing he didn't ALSO have on the cowboy hat, they may have all simply slid to the floor in quivering masses.

I see I need to add to my list of things Barack Obama needs to STOP doing if he wants to win, so far I have:

#1: He needs to stop wearing sunglasses. I'm sorry, but the man just looks TOO cool when he has them on:

Do the smart thing and invest in a lot of t-shirts and bicycle shorts, it will make him seem more down to earth.

#2: He needs to stop being so damn happy around his family. Presidents are not supposed to actually like their families. When they like their families they are less destructive, and no one wants that to happen. The LAST thing we need in the White House is a Happy President. Also, his kids need to be less cute, that's a huge liability you know, having cute kids.

#3: He's just got to stop being honest, people want to be lied to. Look@ Bush, did more lying than anyone I can think of in recent memory, and managed to get elected twice. Same goes for Bill Clinton. So stop being so damn honest Barack!

#4: He's absolutely got to stop laughing with his daughters, it's just suspicious. What's the joke?

#5: No more kissing Michelle in public. It just makes bitter people more bitter that they don't have a Michelle (or Barack for the ladies and gay men) of their own. He's absolutely got to cut that out.

#6: Stop winning primaries and playing by the rules! People HATE when other people play by the rules and get ahead. Don't you know you're supposed to cheat yourself into the White House?

#7: Stop answering the questions people ask you. If someone asks you about  Rev. Wright, don't answer the question! Start talking about the dog you promised your daughters then circle around to the gas tax somehow, and make sure it takes a lot of twists and turns to get to the gas tax, that way whoever asked you the question just gets completely lost and forgets what they asked you.

#8: Whatever you do, DO NOT listen to the experts. Your gut is the only expert you need. Besides, Dr. Stephen Colbert said all of your nerves end in your gut, so I think that's an appropriate place to find answers to every question, no?

#9: Absolutely NO more basketball! You are not supposed to like sports that average American's enjoy! And you ESPECIALLY aren't supposed to be good at it! Do more bowling!

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#10: No more JEANS on the press plane! And if you ARE going to wear jeans, please just SIT DOWN! The last thing he need is the media trying to analyze the size of your "package."

Just treat this as a fun open thread to unwind in, it's been an interesting week, and laughter is good for the soul!!